Understandably concerned by the altercation in the Gateroom, the base commander on duty ordered contact to be established with SG-1 – which it was, easily, at 03:13. The conversation revealed that, no, Major Carter and Doctor Jackson had probably not limped home and started shooting up the Gateroom, as even at that moment one of them was arguing the concept of manifest destiny with a lord's vassal and the other was surreptitiously scanning a rock. No, Colonel O'Neill didn't know why she was scanning a rock. He suspected it had looked at her funny. He sounded relieved when they were ordered back to the SGC.

We wants this one, precious, yes we do.

Actually, these all sound fun. I love the glimpses into your very fascinating brain. :)