Brain reboot memes?

[magibrain]

My brain seems to have completely shut down for working on any sort of complete creative work. (Thanks, brain.) In an effort to try to get it doing something, I'm doing a snippet meme. So, if you care to, please:

1) Comment with the premise of a fic I would never write, or
2) Comment with the premise of a fic you wish I would write.

I will attempt to write a snippet of that fic. Probably not anything so formal as a drabble; just whatever bit first comes to mind.

For this experiment, let's say that anything goes. Request slash, request het, request smut, just be advised that I will probably find hilariously contrived ways of not actually writing romantic or sexy times.

White Collar, SG-1, original... hell, request fandoms for which I wrote back in antiquity (Final Fantasy VIII, Space: Above and Beyond), request fandoms I've fallen out of writing (Doctor Who, Torchwood, Life on Mars), request fandoms where I'm familiar enough with the canon to write something but never seem to write anything for for one reason or another (Alphas, Avatar: The Last Airbender) request fandoms where I have absolutely no grasp on how to write any of the characters or confidence to write them well and so the snippet I'd produce would probably be bizarre and OOC (MCU Captain America, Orphan Black, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Black Butler, Welcome to Night Vale, Dangan Ronpa). Chaos will ensue.

I'll try to write as many as I'm able to.

Comments

[thelinesoflearning]

I have no idea what you would never write, so let me offer a random premise I feel like it would be interesting to see you write instead:

White Collar/Welcome to Night Vale: Someone in the WC cast hails from Night Vale originally. It's not who you'd expect.

[fignewton]

I think the only time you've ever written Bra'tac was in BaBS. I would love to see your take on his interactions with Sam - from that first dismissal in S1 to his full acceptance of her as a warrior.

[paian]

I would love to see what would happen if you put Daniel Jackson in a room (metaphorically or literally) with Neal Caffrey.

[yetregressing]

Steve Rogers learns just how many Russians died on the Eastern Front

yOU KNOW YOU WANNA WRITE THE FIC, MAGI.

[antonomasia]

If it's not too late...

SG-1: Final tests for SGC recruits (a la Proving Ground) get progressively wackier and more complex as time goes on.

White Collar: The kid of someone Neal and Peter helped goes on a field trip with their class to prison during one of the times Neal got sent back there, and sees him.