...sure, why not!

[magibrain]

I've made a blood pact commitment to sholio that I'd clean something up and post it this week, but in the mean time, it's quiet around here, as always. So I'll steal other people's memes and tweak them a little. And maybe give people a way to get to know me that isn't just me being awkward and weird at them in comments.

So. Ask me anything! Fannish, real life, hypothetical, etc.

If you ask me something I'm just not going to answer, like "What's your home address and social security number?", I'll just write you a drabble for a fandom we're both in. (If I'm not aware of any shared fandoms, I'll just write you a drabble about an improbable crime-fighting duo or something.)

Comments

[lolmac]

fignewton pointed me over here to squee over the crime-fighting duo drabble! I wish I weren't a complete stranger, so I could set you up for another of the same. I loved it!

[magibrain]

Hah! No worries; this journal is generally stranger-friendly – this post, especially. :) Would you like a question or a drabble?

[lolmac]

A drabble would be delightful! If possible, I'd opt for either MacGyver or Sam Carter from SG-1, paired with some madly inappropriate cartoon character such as Hadji from Jonny Quest, or Patrick the Starfish, or Lisa Simpson. Is that sufficiently improbable?

[magibrain]

It sounds sufficiently improbable to me! I haven't watched MacGuyver, and my cartoon knowledge is sadly lacking, but I figured a Disney villain would be safe enough? (Don't mind the delay; it's been an... interesting week.) One drabble-and-a-half, with... an improbable, inappropriate, and probably non-crime-fighting duo!

"Insurgents," the lion sneered.

Sam had moved beyond questioning why there was a talking lion, and was leaving it up to Daniel to quibble over whether or not one could, in fact, sneer a word. Those concerns were all secondary to the fact that the rest of her team had been taken hostage.

By... talking hyenas, apparently.

None of them would ever live this down.

"I do know the area," Scar said. "And I can help you infiltrate their camp. But I do require a certain quid pro quo, as it were."

The lion, Sam had thought, was probably a Goa'uld. He acted like a Goa'uld. Just one of the ones who tried to bargain with you before they ordered the Jaffa to kill. "That would depend on what you're asking."

Scar's lips curled into a smile. If it was meant to be friendly, it failed.

[lolmac]

Oooooo yay!!!

To be honest, my cartoon-fu has pretty much stagnated since my own childhood, other than the Simpsons. I only know Patrick the Starfish from internet memes.

Scar would definitely be reminiscent of a Goa'uld!